Sunday, June 20, 2010

Saradhaaga Oka Bet



2012 Yugaantham: Saradhaaga oka Bet

For those who have seen the Video Trailer, skip Video and for those who have visited this blog for the first time please take your time to read this..before you start

Video: Hi friends , Ravi n Vamshi ...welcome You
...before you start the blog just watch this trailer we have made based on this blog !!
Here is the link..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDAkmSQT1Ik

Blog :
So it all started as a stupid bet..but we never thought this would turn out into a funny blog where we could share the story....
For beginners...let us give you some tips...

Blog has certain rules.. the postings are in chronological order with latest post shown on Top so please start reading from the first post to have a continuity of the story. Click on "Older Posts" u find at the bottom of the page.. Story begins with the first post " How it all Started "

Consider this blog as a script.If anyone has in mind to make this into a short movie...go ahead we have no copy right issues..

Probably everyone including me and Ravi have to wait till 2012 when Ravi comes back to India and then we are hopeful that we can finally turn this into a movie...where we play our own roles for real on reel.

Note : All the characters in this blog are created from our own imagination...any resemblence to the persons living or dead is intentioanlly coincidental..so please dont try to judge whether we have made fun of the characters or its just a part of our stupidity.

............................Have a Great Time...................................

Fanta..Stick...News !!

( Tsunami shock lone padi...ekkadunnado teliyani sthithi vamshi..kallu terichaadu....)

Vamshi : identi narakam same to same naa room la undi..veeellaki kuda telisipoyinda...

Some one from inside : Dey Vamshi...what are u doing !!!

Vamshi : yama bhatudu....bagane recieve chesukuntunnaadu ( ani padukoni au itu dikkulu chusthundaga...lopala nunchi okaru bayatiki vacharu... chudagane....)

Vamshi : what..the !!!??.. naa room mate kuda chachaada...kali kaalm.. manchollani kuda Hell ki pampisthunnara....cha...yedava jeevitham...i meam...yedava chaavu yedava chaavu...

room mate : Dey vamshi ...get up da... its already 8.30am , get up. !!

( appudu strike ayindi vamshi gaadi matti burraki... vaadu intha sepu dremaing ani... mind block ayyindi okkasaarikey..)

Vamshi : hey..hai.. so I am Alive...

room mate : God!!! this Idiot sleeps too much...always late...( ani tamil lo rendu moodu chivaatlu pettadu)..

Vamshi : ok ok U carry on...I will come one hour late to office...

room mate : as usual .. anyways bye !!

Vamshi : ok bye..( ani watch vaipu chusaadu...) abbo........ 8.20 am ..inka ten mins undi kummeyachu (ani malli sleepaadu...after 10 mins )

Vamshi : ammo....malli bus miss avuthe..share auto kukkipoyi mai vellai.....enti intha bright ga undi.. oh thellarindhi kadu...na cell edi...ekkado petti marichipothanu..pocket lo ledu....anduke chepthanu chinna phonlu konivvaddani..vinte kada..ippudu ekkadundo..( ani aveshamga phone kosam vethikaadu...phone dorikindi)

Vamshi : ..asalu Ravi gaadi ki call chesi ee Fanta ...Stick....News cheppali....
ayina vaadu kuda too much..monnati varaku inti deggarlone undevadu..ippudu pakka statekaadu pakka country kaadu..ekanga U.S ki velli settle ayipoyaadu...asale U.S number ki chesthunnanu ..veedu ethakunda adi voice mail ki vellipovaali...naaku aaru rupayalu bokka... ethara reyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

( Phone rings )

Ravi : ( nidramathulo..hello....)

Vamshi : rey Ravi !!!..levara

Ravi : entra ee time lo....

Vamshi : oka saari le neeko vishayam cheppali..

Ravi : mmmm....emanna emergency aa??

Vamshi : ehe emergency ledu emi ledu...

Ravi : ayite Bye !!!....

Vamshi : ba...ba...Bye entira...rey..... ( he calls him again ..)

Vamshi : Ravi okasaari levara baabu...

Ravi : ...abaa....entiraa...nee gola..

Vamshi : manamu Engg.3rd Yr lo saradhaaga oka bet pettukunam ...

Ravi : mmmm...cheppu...gurthundi..

Vamshi : ade aa vishayame chepdam ani.... matter entante.....

THE END....

(Vamshi......... Ravi ki emi chepthado..manandariki thelusu...
So......thus the BLOG ends....I mean this Story ends....)

Konda Midha Koffee

(Tragedy ni kuda celebrate chesukovalani Ravi decide chesesaadu..)

Vamshi : Yera coffee aa ..ilanti situation lo...

Ravi : So cheppara.. maanchi Koffee thaagudam...vedi vediga ....naaku cappacino neekem kaavaaali..

Vamshi : Yera Coffee aaa....

Ravi : neeku edaite entile ..neney select chestha ..deggarlo coffe day ledu kada....ayina swayam ga prepare chesukuntene andhulo majaa..sare fridge lo milk undo ledo chudu...

Vamshi : Yera Coffee aaa..

Ravi : lucky ga intlo Nestle coffee luda undi indaaka kitchen lo chusa.. so nenu preparechestha ...

Vamshi : Yera. Coffee aaa..

Ravi : Oh veedu shock lo unnattunnadu ..kaastha shock treatment iddam...rey babji switch vesthunnanu aaa plug hole oka saari cheyi pettu...

Vamshi : Yera coffee aa... aite ok !!

Ravi : ala ra daariki....

Vamshi : Oye...coffee prepare cheyi ..ma intlo flask undi.....Degaarlone edanna maanchi spot unte akkadiki velli nature ni enjoy chesthu thagudaam...

Ravi : ekkadikeldam..

Vamshi : place nuvvu decide cheyi....nenu theesukeltha..

Ravi : abbo..ardhamayindira.....sare...Maulali Konda ekkudam padha..

Vamshi : Maulali konda?? brain dobbinda neeku

Ravi : Yes... Konda Midha Koffee..concept adhirindhi.. perfect celebration for our BET !!

Vamshi : yera decide ayipoyava nannu aadukundamani.. sare padha nenu ippati varaku eppdu ekka lehu...padha coffee thayaarucheyi..nenu fridge lo ice cream finish chestha..nuvvu ice cream thinavu kadaa..

Ravi : ice cream thintaava ani ila kuda offer cheyachani ippude ardham ayindira....nenu adiginaa pettavu kaani nuvve aaraginchu..

Vamshi : neeku mohamaatam ekkuva roi...

Ravi : neeku aa mathram siggu kuda ledu....sare All the best....

Vamshi : deniki

Ravi : life lo first time coffee prepare chesthunna... he he he he..adi thaagedi nuvve kada !!
Vamshi : ammani...so ila fitting pettava..sarle kaani

( oka 15 mins ..kitchen lo raka rakaala shabdaalu vinipinchayi.. missile launching nunchi AK 47 gun shooting , ambulence siren, ginnela chappudu, kerataaalu egisi padinattu....vamshi ki emi ardham kaaledu ..T.V on chesundemo anukunnadu.....kasepayyaka...Ravi ..Yudha bhoomi lo amara veerudi la oka chethilo spoon inko chethilo flask tho darshanamichadu )

Ravi : Coffee ready ...

Vamshi : ya ya thelusthundi.. sare padha ..lets go to Malauli... bike nenu naduputha ..samanlu anni oka bag lo petteyi..

( oka 20 mins travel chesi iddaru cheraaru maulali konda paiki.....scenery adirindhi )

Vamshi : Rey !! place perfect ga select chesav ..ikkadnunchi whole city kanabaduthundi ..ante full city kadanako..but cinemallo ee dialogue common kada ..but anyways ...situation perfect ra mama ...sun set...konda mida vedi vedi koffee...ravi ga ...idhi chalu ra..happy ga chavachu...

Ravi : antha bagane undi..madhyalo eee chavu gola enduku cheppu.....view keka undi...sare pattu coffee thagudam..( ani rendu pedda cup lo coffee posi okati vamshi chethiki ichadu ravi...'cheers' ani iddaru coffee lo munigi poyaaru...)

Ravi : Avunra inthaki chasthe ....manam Heaven ki velthama Hell ka...

Vamshi : nee sangathi naaku telidu gani nenu mathram narakaaniki kachitham ga vellali ani decide ayipoya..

Ravi : nikemanna piccha...rey narakam lo kaaluthunna nune lo padesi fry chestharanta..

Vamshi : naaku kadapa lo one year experience undhi baabu...

Ravi : ayina neeku ilanti saradha entira

Vamshi : reason undhi saaru, swargam ki veltha etu chusina beautiley....apsarasalu...deva kanyas....asalu after life bindass ga adiripodhi..

Ravi : neeku kavalsindhi ade kada...

Vamshi : edchav.. nuvvikkada logic miss avuthunnavamma....apsarasalatho paatu.. day and night site kotte yedavalu kuda untaaru.. naaku competition chaala perigipodhi..nenu vellesariki andaru settle ayyipothaaru kuda... manaki chance thakkuva..ade narakam vellam anuko ..andaru bhayapduthuntaaru...evaariki strike avvadu Mr. Yama DharmaRaaju daughter ki site kotachani..so mana line clear ..vellina modhalu sincere ga try chesi padesaananuko....akkade settle avachu.. emo evariki telusu by mistake YMD ki alludini ayipothe hell is mine

( vamshi intha serious ga chepthunte...ravi raka rakaaluga expressions isthunnadu.. )

Vamshi : Yera picchi naaka neeka!!!

Ravi : Edchaav....Ante evvariki kanipinchani yamadharmaraaju intini, aayana kutumbaanni nuvveppudu choosava ani!!!!!!

Vamshi : ammo....yera.....cha.. anavasaranga tongue slip ayya koothuri gurinchi cheppi.....unnecessary competiton...

Ravi : gooba pagilipoddhi....competition ledu tokka ledu.....Edava maatalu sodi vyavahaaraalu mana varaku chaalu.....Dont ever utter such words on great personalities like Yamadharmaraaju - King of Law.....

(Ani vedaantham modalettadu Ravi...E samayam lo pedda tsunaami kanipinchindi dooram nunchi..vamshi ki..)

Vamshi : Abba lite theesko ra...sorry for that...Atu choodara tsunami !!!!! tsunami !!!!!.....

(Vamshi maatalu vinna Ravi cool ayyi)

Ravi : ya..ya ...nuvvu ocean park lo vesina joke .... bhale fool ayyavu le..

Vamshi : ehe..tsunaami ra...atu chudara baabu... anthey!!!!.. mana chapter ee konda midhe close...
( ravi face turning ichukone chusi shock ..nijangane..peeeeddddddhhhhhaaaa tsunami ..konda vaipu doosuku vastondi ..)

Ravi : rey vamshi .....entira..ila book ayyam.. .ayina hyd lo tsunami entra....

Vamshi : analyse chese dhairyam naaku ledu..cheppara emcheddam...
( intha serious scene lo kuda Ravi thana cup lo migili unna coffe ni chusi...)

Ravi : Sare elaagu potham ani ..bhayapadadam deniki..coffe complete cheseddam..

Vamshi : nee antha bravery naaku ledura raviga....vanukochesthundi....

Ravi : he he he...bravey kaadu ra....Sweater vesukunna anduke vanuku raavatledu

Vamshi : sare sare for the last time ....Ravi Cheers ra...chance unte malli inthe height tho puttu....naaku oka mahesh babu lanti friend unnadu ani andariki cheppukunta...

Ravi : nuvvu matram ekkada puttina.. nannu matram kalavaku ....yedava kullu jokulu vinaleka chavaali..ninnu ippudu vegadame kashtam..malli vacche janma lo kudana.. naa valla kaadura baboi...

Vamshi : rey !!!

Ravi : he he he ...jokesaa...
( appati varaku koncham dooram lo kurchunna..oka baatasari..kaapaadandi kaapaadandi..ani parigetthadu... tsunami chusi parigeduthunnadu anukunnaru vamshi n ravi ...but okka kshanam tharvatha ardham ayindi vaadu ravi vesina joke ni thattukoleka paripoyadani )

Vamshi : he he he he welcome to the PJ league
( PJ : Popet Joke ..telugu lo kullu joku )

( for the lasttime iddaru hand shake ichukunnaru....As the tsunami came near by....)

Vamshi : Oka ra ravi...malli kaluddam..

Ravi : ok ra Touch lo undu..na number gurthundikada....98481...............

Papam.... Ravi number complete ga cheppelope.....Tsunami striked maulali konda...everything is gone..Thus their world came to an end..)

Saturday, June 19, 2010

We Go...You Bye !!

(food full ga mekki ..vamshi hall loki vacchi chuse sariki ravi sofa lo padi padi navvuthunnadu.. letter table mida undi..vamshi ki ardham kaaledu..matter entaa ani chusthe ravi T.V lo brahmanandam jokes chustunnadu..)

Vamshi : Letter chadavadam ayipoyinda...

Ravi : eppudo!!.. inthaki nakemanna migilachava motham laaginchaava..

Vamshi : ante ...adi... full day nadicam kada..ante..alasata ekkuvayyi..

Ravi: rey bevarse..neetho paatu nenu nadichanu kada..sare padha mee mothers specials chesindi annav kada..lets go to your place

Vamshi : baabu...naaku nadiche opika ledu.. inkemanna plans unte cheppu.

Ravi : mana degara bike undi baabu..

Vamshi : bike aa ?? Oh.. honda Activa naa.. sare keyes ivvu nenu naduputha..

Ravi : vaddu baabu... nenu naduputhale.. nuvvu calm ga venaka kurcho..

Vamshi : sare bandi theeyi...ani vamshi inti bayataku vachi gate deggara ninchunnadu..
( ravi inti nunchi vamshi valla illu 5 kms......bike start chesi.. ravi smooth ga naduputhu..road ekkadu )

Ravi : Nuvvanatte world's gonna end today...next plans enti.. What if we survive this disaster.. em cheddam.. business start cheddamaa.. thinadam lo manam first kabatti..maanchi tiffin centre start cheddama.. ..entra emi matladaventi..

( Ravi gaadi cell mogindi....road side ki bike aapi..call receive chesukunnadu..atu nunchi phone lo ....)


Caller :" hello !! ..oka saari vamshi ki phone isthaara.."
Ravi : ok one sec..(ani venakki thirigi chuste vamshi gaayab... veedediiiiiiii ani vintha reaction tho caller ki reply ivalo telika) ante prasthutham vamshi ikkada ledu..( ani anagaane )


Caller : Endukuntaadandi ..aa yedavani nene kada.....Rey ravi.!! bike mida veldam annav ok.. nenu venakaala kurchunnano ledo kuda chusukokundane ela vellipoyav ra...bike U Turn koti return vacheyi ..

Ravi: ha ha ha ha ...ok ok vasthunnaa!!
( Ravi return vellesariki vamshi vedi vedi thitlatho ready ga unnadu..)

Vamshi : yera asalu buddhunga...bike start chesi vellipovademena... ekkana ledha emi chusukova..neeee.... ( ani thitla puranam start cheygane..)

Ravi : On the way ..pani puri bandi chusa chat thindaamaaa??

Vamshi : ( anni marchipoyi ) padha padha padha padha...late cheyaku...naaku samosa chat !!
( ravi gattiga navvesariki vamshi ki emi ardham kaaledu...edo cinema joke gurthochindemo anukunnadu..)
Ravi : sare ekku..
( as said on the way chat thinesi..vamshi n ravi vamshi valla intiki payanamayyaaru ....)

Ravi : final ga mee intikochesam...avunra oka doubtu!! full city destruction lo munigi theluthunte mana area ki antha severe ga damage ledenti.. edo akkadakkada..bhaari kattadaalu kooladam thappa..

Vamshi : according to the statistical detailing of constructional view in low lying landscape and metamorphical behaviour with outstanding elevation on the incoming winds with moderate velocity through conventional and concurrent view of lattitude over the lattitude....and..............

Ravi : baabu....kaasta telugu lo chepthaara...

Vamshi : Emo Naaku Telidhu...

Ravi : ninadigaanu chudu.. sare sare.. intlokt padha..

Vamshi : adenti maa intlo kuda evaru leru.. parledu.. nevelli mundu kitech lo una items laagincheyi..asalem jarigindo jarigindo nenu telusukunta..

(Ravi kitchen loki vellagane vamshi illantha gaalinchadu.. ravi thinesi sofa vamshi hall sofa lo dull ga kurchunnadu..)

Ravi : emaindia ra .....ee time lo centimental scene avasarama.. ( ani anagaane vamshi thna chethilo unna WDSO ticket ni chupinchaadu..)

Vamshi : Lucky dip lo ma family ki kuda tickets vachayi...naa ticket ikkade vadhilesi vellaru..

Ravi : nee enkamma... mari problm entira mee valantha safe kada....

Vamshi : bed room lo ee ticket mida oka slip petti vellaru...

" We Go...You Bye !! "

Ravi : he he he he he he ..bagundira mavallu pusthakam raasthe mee vallu SMS range lo ichara twistu..

Vamshi : ma vallaki kaastha frankness ekkuva le....save trees save trees ani roju vallaki cheppevaadini ..nijangane oka slip tho matter antha finish chesaaru !!

Ravi : edchav.. neeku cover cheyadam kuda raadu....so both our families are safe manam mathram bindass ga day antha enjoy chesam....what next !!

Vamshi : Entira nextu.. at least laddu lu ekkada pettindho cheppakundane velli poyindhi ma amma..

Ravi : Oh adaa nee badha... sare how about a Coffee

Vamshi : Yera Coffee aaa ??

Friday, June 11, 2010

Inthaki bet evaru gelichaaru...

( Note : For Readers who dont know route from Secunderabad to Malkajgiri. Chill.....
There are two bridges on the way.
Bridge 1 . like a subway : rail track on the bride and road under the bridge
Bridge 2 . Like a flyover where rail track is under the bridge )

Secunderabad nunchi mettuguda vasthunna daarilo oka bridge daggara
Ravi: Rey ikkada oka bridge undali gurthunda paina trains vellevi

Vamshi: Ya Ya...kaani ippudu enti flyover kanipisthondi naaku!!!!!

Ravi: Ha Ha Ha....(Oh ikkada street lights eppudu pani chesaayi le ani mind lo anukoni)....Adi flyover kaadu ra babji...bridge kooli oka goods train aa position lo padindi

Vamshi: Aha em analyze chesaav ra

Ravi: Sarle ikkada unna narrow roads ki a maathram suit kaani terrible traffic ki oka flyover undunte baavundu ani anukone vaadini....Adi ee roju neraverindi

Vamshi: Yes....Sare pada ekkeddam kadalani train meeda
(Ani athyantha saahasam tho aa train ne oka chinna size flyover laa feel ayyi ekki motthaniki road ki avathala reach ayyaru

(Mettuguda daati malkajgiri vacche daairlo)

Ravi: Rey ippudu ela raa
(ani koolopoyina runover bridge daggara thega aalochisthunnadu)

Vamshi: indaka painunchi trains velle bridge dobbindi...ikkada emo kinda nunchi trains velle bridge(roadway is on the bridge) koolindi....(Ani em cheyaala ani anni vaipulu choosthu)...."Lift Lift" ani paiki choosi DTS Sound tho arichaadu
(Helicopter nunchi reply vacchindi)...."only till malkajgiri"

Ravi: No No we need only till we cross the bridge!!!!

Vamshi: Abba nee sincerety tagaleyy ....aaapara....(Ani paiki choosthu) Ok Ok down down come !!
Ravi: Rey mari manam nadavaali ani kadara bet
(Ani malli thega aalochisthunnadu....E loga aa pedda bandi kindaki vacchindi)

Vamshi: Nuvvu raa ra...Daaniko plan vesa

Vamshi to Helicopter driver: Saar...small request.....ladder ladder down please down.....

(Aa ladder meeda iddaru ekkaki ninchunnaru)

Vamshi: Rey manam nadavaali anthe kada....e ladder meeda enni steps ekkagaligithe anni ekki digu....ade nadaka kinda treatacchu

Ravi: Aaha what an idea babji

(Iddaru 2 steps paiki kindaki ekki digaaru aa ladder meeda undi....Motthaniki aa koolina bride nunchi daati gaali lo nadichaaru!!!!)

(..Aaaduthu.. Paaduthu..Malakajgiri ki cherukunnaru vamshi and ravi. Eduruga Anutex show room ni chudagane ravi ki gatham gurthochesindi..)

Ravi : rey.. mana Anutex ra.. chinnappudu anni functions ki shopping ikkade...

Vamshi : ya ya ...kreesthu pooram..eppudu showroom open chesaado telidu gaani customers ni bagane attract chesaadu...enti show room bayata edo notice pettadu " End of world sale : buy 2 get 20 free, No Exchange for damaged clothes , Offer valid until you are alive "

Ravi : padara shopping cheddam..

Vamshi : edchav.. conditions apply chudu : any pair - Rs. 1,99,999 Only ...

Ravi : Abbo deadu cheapu..

Vamshi : atu chudu.. evaro ee time lo kuda shopping ki vachadu
( ani anagane Anutex showroom mundu oka benz car vachi aagindi.. )

Ravi : Kaarana Janmulu evaro....kaani athaniki noorella ayushu...

( Dhadel mani shabdam.. anutex kuppa kooli poyindi..kindunna benz smash..)

Vamshi : em noorura anavasaranga oka amaayakudini champesav..

Ravi : tondarenduku... atu chudu ..bench sorry benz smash kaani car owner safe ..

( car owner ..pakkane unna bandi deggara paanipuri thintunnadu...aa demolition chusi athanu icchina reaction )

benz owner : abba ippudu intiki naduchukuntu vellalaa !!

Ravi : cheppanu kada athaniki noorellu !!

Vamshi : sare padha.. inko 3 kms tho mana bet successful ga complete ayipothundi..by the way naaku ice cream kavali.. deggarlo edanna bakery migilunte chudu.

( ani aa walk continue chesthu iddari kalisi ravi intiki cherukunnaru )

Ravi : so inthaki bet evaru gelichaaru...

Vamshi : Aakali dhanchesthundi ippudaavishayam avasarama...
( ani ravi inti gate theravagane.. gattiga keka vesaadu..

Ravi : intikochesamoch !!

Vamshi : ya ya .. chalo food kummeddam !!

( inti doors open unnayi.. both ravi n vamshi dint have any clue what happened over there..)

Vamshi : yera ..intlo dongalu paddara..

Ravi : Ehe mundhu lopaliki padha...
( illu motham vethikaaru.. the whole house was deserted... appude main door ki attach chesi unna oka 10 pages letter ni vamshi chusaadu..)

Vamshi : rey ravi.. Mee vaallu edo pusthakam door ki thagilinchi vellaru..

Ravi : aaa vishayam vinagane world cup saadinchinantha aanandamtho ravi parugulu theesthu kitchen nunchi hall ki vacchi....Rey bevarse ga, idi pusthakam kaadura uttharam...
(Ani laakkoni chadavadam modalettadu...)

Vamshi : Abbo .... 10 pages.. Paapam chaala time spend chesi raasuntaaru nee kosam... kaasta vantemchesaaro raasuntaaru chudu

Ravi : Page 1 ...... date 21-12-2012........ 12.30 pm........ Om...sai ram..

Vamshi : Letter chadava ra ante..details chaduvutaav enti..

Ravi : intlo evaru leru..

Vamshi : aa vishayam telusu ..malli chepthavenduku..

Ravi : ehe ikkada alane modhalettaru...

Vamshi : ahaan... mmmm kaani kaani...

Ravi : intlo evaru leru....nuveppudosthavo telidu ..so raagane shock avvakudadani eee letter raasi velthunnam....memandaram safe gane unnam.. 3 yrs back 2012 ani oka movie ni chusi WDSO ( World Disaster Survivors Organisation ) inspire ayyi ..aa movie climax lo laga oka rescue plan ready chesukundanta..

Vamshi : WDSO entra..adi U.S aa India na..leka U.N.O aa??

Ravi : ee time lo yedava doubtlu adakku..

Vamshi : rey adi kaadu ra..

Ravi : ehe.. ikkada vallu alane raasaaru " ee time lo yedava doubtlu adakku..so rescue plan entante 5 contintents ki 5 huge ships tayaru chesi..continents veedhi chivara park chesi pettaranta

Vamshi : oho..

Ravi : mana asia ki parking lucky ga andam island avadam valla ..andhulo India vallaki ekkuva weigtage icharu.. indian population lo families ni lucky dip dwaara select chesaaru.. lucky ga mana family select ayyindi..unlucky ga nuvvu miss ayyav..aa yedavani kalustha ani bayataku velli..

Vamshi : thank you thank you..

Ravi : Mamalni thesukelladaniki bayata chopper ready ga undi... 1st page ends

Vamshi : so ee paatiki mee vallu safe ga reach ayyuntaaru

Ravu : page 2- ippati varaku as usual atyuthsaham tho anni bayatiki chaduvuntav ..so next 9 pages lo neeku konni vishayaalu cheppali..personal kabatti lopalaki chaduvu... news reader la aravaku..

Vamshi : ha ha ha ....so cheppara personal anta aasthi lo nee vaata enttha...

Ravi : antha scene ledu..so vishayam thelisindi kada..remaining pages nenu chadivi emanna important unte neeku chepthaley....

Vamshi : rey ravi ( ani dheenaga face pettadu vamshi )

Ravi : personal ani cheppanu kadara....

Vamshi : nee letter lo matter naakenduku..aakali ..aakali...kali kali kali..aakali..ra...

Ravi : oh adaa...kitchen lo amma vedi vedi ga specials chesi pettindi velli kummeyi I will join you..

( anagaane vamshi kitchen ki parugulu.. venakaale ravi cool ga hall lo sofa meeda relax ayyi remaining letter chaduvuthu aakali ni kuda marchipoyaadu )

Monday, May 31, 2010

Metro Vachesindhi roi...

3 hrs nunchi nadusthunna vamshi ki neerasam tho paatu aakali kuda thannukuntu vachindi... ventane ravi tho


Vamshi : rey!! inka entha dooram undira..nee thokkalo punyamaa ani.. manchi chicken biryaani.. miss chesukunna.


Ravi : bet ki chicken biryani ki sambandham endira nee enkamma??!!


Vamshi : maa intlo ee roju chicken ..ninnu intiki theesukosthunna ani cheppa .. so anni specials vandaaru..


Ravi : enti ..raviteja ...mee intiki vasthunnadu ani chicken vandaaraa !! neeku mind dobbindaa.. naakosam chicken biryani..entira


Vamshi : ehe.. specials annanu kaani avi neeku ani cheppaledu kada.. biryani naaaku mudha pappu ..avakaaya special neeku..ayina discussion prolong chesthaventi..eduruga chicken mukka bus roopam lo raa raaa....ra raaa.. ani pilusthunattundi..


Ravi : dorikaaadu gurudu..cheppu bus ekkeddamaa


Vamshi : enti ekkedi..aa bus inko bus ni eppudo ekkesindi ..( ani patny {Secunderabad} deggara koolipoyina flyover pai unna bus midha bus midha bus ni chipinchaadu vamshi )


Ravi: Rey....zimkhaana grounds widen chesaara enti.. roada midaku ground vachesindi..


Vamshi : evariki telsu...idi groundumental drift emo.. dhaa.. cricket adesi veldam..


Ravi : edchavvv!! inka 10 kms nadavaali.. .. ee time lo aatalentra


( maatallone secunderabad main junction reach ayipoyaaru... etu chusina arupulu kekalu.. madhyalo....khaali ga unna news reporters hadaavadi.)


Vamshi: rey pada alfa chai tagesi veldam


Ravi: unte taagevallam .. chai dukaanam dobbesindi


( inthalo sudden ga.... building pai nunchi ropes vesi.. iddaru slide avuthu ravi edurga jumpaaru.. Ravi gaadu shock avvala leka bhayapdaaala ani alochinche lopu okadu handy cam inkokadu virigipoyina mike ki tape vesi mari..ravi vaipu focus chesi...)

Reporter : sir.. so cheppandi..ippudu mee feeling enti?? asalu ee situation ki mana govt. ela fail ayindi ani anukuntunnaru.. asalu mee pranaala mida meeku asha unda? ..asalu meeru ela bayatapdadam anukuntunnaru...okavela survive avute mee future plans enti...

( em matladaleka ayomayam lo padda ravi.. vamshi ni chusadu.. vamshi almost kinda padi mari navvuthu kanipinchaadu..vamshi ni chudagane ravi ki avesham aagaledu..)

Ravi : chala happy ga unnanu...ee ..freedom naaku nachindi... govt situation ni baaga handle chesthundi.. kaani inka policlu vachi mimlani bokkalo enduku veyaleda ani alochsthunna....yedava sodhi kakapothe.. janaalu chasthunnaru morro.. ante ippudu kuda nee coverage endhi..common sense leda neeku..


Reporter : sir !! meeru media gurinchi ila matladithe bagodhu... we can make u a hero.. we can make u a villain... so.. media ni takkuva anchana veyadhu.. ekkuvaga matladite mee ru matladina dialogues ni repeat telecast chestham.. jagratha..


Ravi : thokkalodi.....bedirimpu kuda inthachendalanga chesthavanukoleda... emayya..egesukuntu egurukuntu interview cheyadam kaadu.. mee camera man paava ganta nunchi camera panicheyaka thannuku chasthunnadu.. nuvvemo avesapadipoyi mari addamaina vaagudu vaaguthunav... ( ani vamshi enduku navvuthunnado..daani ardhaanni reporter ki explain chesaaadu .. )

( camera...man ettakelaku shot ready ana gaane... vamshi reporter nunchi mike laagesukoni..)

Vamshi : pani leni reporter camera man interview thesukunnadata.. ..yedava gola yedava gola.. live from secunderabad.. camera man.. dedh dhimaag tho .....Vamshi... naaku kaastha tikka 108 ki call cheyakandi.. pichi inka mudharaledu!!

( ani reporter vaipu vinthaga chusaadu vamshi.. emardhamayindho emo..reporter camera man ni vadhilesi jumpu !!... )

Ravi : rey camera rolling ra... live lo em vagavo ardham avuthundaa..

Vamshi : alive ga ee news entha mandhi chusthunnaro neekardham avuthundaa..

Ravi : ante decide ayipoyava evvaru migalledani..

Vamshi : jokesaaa..

Cameraman : kaapadandi..kapadandi...

Ravi : baabu.. .padha...cameraman ... nuvvese joke ki bhayapadi paaripoyaadu ( ani vamshi ni road midaki laakkochaadu.. inthalone..road mida scene chusi raviteja totally surprised..)

Ravi : Rey vamshi !!! hyderabad ki metro vachesindi roi !!!!!!!!!!

Vamshi : oho ..so kala addam thirigi ila nijam ayinidanamaata...adi metro rail kaadu...asalu manaki metro ne ledu... daaari thappi sec'bad railway station ki cherukunna rail...ila roadtrip ki vachindi..

( as they train passed by...the driver was shouting " non -stop express...non-stop express...." )

Ravi : yera vamshi .. nonstop express endiraaa...??

Vamshi : emo ra... let me ask ... Non -stop express..... WHYYYY ?? ( ani gattiga driver ki vinipinchela arichaadu )

( driver poyi last boghi lo unna T.T ki vinapinchindi...ventane bayataku vachi.. arichadu...)

T.T : coz.. It Cant Stop !!

Vamshi : bhale bhale.. naalanti vallu inka unnara ee City lo !!

Raviteja : em chestham kali kaalam !!

( antu via..chilakala guda..mettuguda ki walk chesthu vellipoyaaru...)

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Monu...Mental..Drift !!

Cool ga nadusthu madhyalo time dorikinappudu oka water bottle free ga konukkoni ala ala vamshi and ravi lakdikapool cherukunnaru .

Vamshi : yera elaagu vaccham...assembly ni, ravindra bharathi ni oka look vesi veldaama??
Ravi : bagunnappude asalu atuvaipu look ivvaledu ipudendukura...avasarama....

Vamshi : ante eppatnuncho unayi kada..chudakunda vellakapote feel avuthayemo ani.

Ravi : rey maniddaram vaati deggariki velli elaagu kullu jokes vestham ..... aa badha kanna manam chudakamunde avi dhadel mani koolipoyi vimukthi pondhadam best

( inthalo telugu thalli fly over mida oka notice board ni chusaaru..."dhammunte flyover ekkandi" : Notice issued in the interest of population control board)

Vamsh : rey Ravi..padhara ..vaadevado manake challenge cesthunadu ..pada flyover painunchi veldham

Ravi : edchav.. vaadi logic ento neeku cheppina ardham kaadu gani .. padha ikada turn thesukoni prasads vaipu look ichi tank bund ki podhaam.

( Prasads deggariki vellaru..kaani akkada prasads multiplex ledu ... kaani spider man 5 pedda poster okkati gaali lo veeladuthu undi...)

Ravi : prasads publicity campaign adirinchi.. multiplex koolipooyina movie publicity maanukoledu .. chusava poster kinda caption rasaadu " watch it in Imax "ani...

Vamshi : rey mama... neekoka shocking news ivvana ... okkasaari road cross chesi ..tank bund vaipu chudu ... ( ani traffic ni kuda pattinchukokunda parigettukuntu vamshi atuvaipu unna foot path paiki heroic ga jumpchesaadu )

Ravi : veedenti asalu traffic leni road mida intha kashtapaduthu cross chesaadu.. ( ani cool ga road cross chesaadu....tank bund ni chusi shock..)
( ravi mind block ayipoyindi..glasses tho emanna problem emo anukoni glasses theeyagane Vamshi hanky andinchaadu..Ravi ki matter kaastha clear ayindi that what he is seeing is no imagination )

Vamshi : endira.. ee twistu.. naakassalu ardham kavatledu...aagu sariga kanipinchadam ledu ..ee raayi paiki ekki chuddam..( ani eduruga unna pedda raayi paiki iddaru ekkaru) ... rey mama tank bund lo buddhudu edi ra ....

Ravi teja : asalu tank bund loki CHARMINAR ELA VACHINDIRA ???

Vamshi : kaani scene keka undira.. chuttu water madhyalo charminaar !!..
(Ravi gaadu as usual proof lenide denini nammadu.so ventane thana I-G-N-phone { i-phone,g-phone,no-phone kalisi i-g-n phone} open chesi oka ten mins cell world lo munigipoyaadu...)

Vamshi : rey ..emandira..
Ravi : Got it.. Vamshi idi chudu google earth lo appude update kuda chesesadu hussain sagar madhyalo charminar.. sare matter entante neeku continetal drift ante ento telusa.. manam chinappudu chaduvukunnam chudu

Vamshi : over cheyaku engineering lo exam mundu chadivede sariga gurthundadu ..inka chinappati chedhu gnapakaalu enduku le ra.. ya continental drift gurinchi edo cinema lo chusa..million years ki oka saari mana continents eetha (swimming) kodathayi anta kada !!

Ravi : inchu minchu alantidhe ..kakapote ikkada continental drift badhulu "Monumental Drift" and million years badhulu just in minutes monuments drift ayipoyaayi.

Vamshi : wow .... concept adirindi..inthaki charminar ok.. where is our budha..
Ravi : vaarini enkamma.. Raayi ekku ani ekkinchavu kada.. we re right now standing on the leg of Mr.budha

( intha serious ga joke vesaadenti ani vamshi ravi vaipu chusi sarcastic ga navvadu.. kaani raayini kshunnamga chusi shock ayyadu .. ventane kindaki digessaaru )

Vamshi : so city tour veddam ani budha road midaku vacharanna maata..

Ravi : tondaraga photo theeyi .... we will start off.... inka chaala dooram vellai..

Vamshi : ya ya...lets walk...for the last time ( ani tank bund pakkane unna foot path paina.. sontham cinema lo M.S narayana manchulo pettina phosulu ichukuntu photulu diguthu.... iddaru nadava sagaaru )