Monday, May 31, 2010

Metro Vachesindhi roi...

3 hrs nunchi nadusthunna vamshi ki neerasam tho paatu aakali kuda thannukuntu vachindi... ventane ravi tho


Vamshi : rey!! inka entha dooram undira..nee thokkalo punyamaa ani.. manchi chicken biryaani.. miss chesukunna.


Ravi : bet ki chicken biryani ki sambandham endira nee enkamma??!!


Vamshi : maa intlo ee roju chicken ..ninnu intiki theesukosthunna ani cheppa .. so anni specials vandaaru..


Ravi : enti ..raviteja ...mee intiki vasthunnadu ani chicken vandaaraa !! neeku mind dobbindaa.. naakosam chicken biryani..entira


Vamshi : ehe.. specials annanu kaani avi neeku ani cheppaledu kada.. biryani naaaku mudha pappu ..avakaaya special neeku..ayina discussion prolong chesthaventi..eduruga chicken mukka bus roopam lo raa raaa....ra raaa.. ani pilusthunattundi..


Ravi : dorikaaadu gurudu..cheppu bus ekkeddamaa


Vamshi : enti ekkedi..aa bus inko bus ni eppudo ekkesindi ..( ani patny {Secunderabad} deggara koolipoyina flyover pai unna bus midha bus midha bus ni chipinchaadu vamshi )


Ravi: Rey....zimkhaana grounds widen chesaara enti.. roada midaku ground vachesindi..


Vamshi : evariki telsu...idi groundumental drift emo.. dhaa.. cricket adesi veldam..


Ravi : edchavvv!! inka 10 kms nadavaali.. .. ee time lo aatalentra


( maatallone secunderabad main junction reach ayipoyaaru... etu chusina arupulu kekalu.. madhyalo....khaali ga unna news reporters hadaavadi.)


Vamshi: rey pada alfa chai tagesi veldam


Ravi: unte taagevallam .. chai dukaanam dobbesindi


( inthalo sudden ga.... building pai nunchi ropes vesi.. iddaru slide avuthu ravi edurga jumpaaru.. Ravi gaadu shock avvala leka bhayapdaaala ani alochinche lopu okadu handy cam inkokadu virigipoyina mike ki tape vesi mari..ravi vaipu focus chesi...)

Reporter : sir.. so cheppandi..ippudu mee feeling enti?? asalu ee situation ki mana govt. ela fail ayindi ani anukuntunnaru.. asalu mee pranaala mida meeku asha unda? ..asalu meeru ela bayatapdadam anukuntunnaru...okavela survive avute mee future plans enti...

( em matladaleka ayomayam lo padda ravi.. vamshi ni chusadu.. vamshi almost kinda padi mari navvuthu kanipinchaadu..vamshi ni chudagane ravi ki avesham aagaledu..)

Ravi : chala happy ga unnanu...ee ..freedom naaku nachindi... govt situation ni baaga handle chesthundi.. kaani inka policlu vachi mimlani bokkalo enduku veyaleda ani alochsthunna....yedava sodhi kakapothe.. janaalu chasthunnaru morro.. ante ippudu kuda nee coverage endhi..common sense leda neeku..


Reporter : sir !! meeru media gurinchi ila matladithe bagodhu... we can make u a hero.. we can make u a villain... so.. media ni takkuva anchana veyadhu.. ekkuvaga matladite mee ru matladina dialogues ni repeat telecast chestham.. jagratha..


Ravi : thokkalodi.....bedirimpu kuda inthachendalanga chesthavanukoleda... emayya..egesukuntu egurukuntu interview cheyadam kaadu.. mee camera man paava ganta nunchi camera panicheyaka thannuku chasthunnadu.. nuvvemo avesapadipoyi mari addamaina vaagudu vaaguthunav... ( ani vamshi enduku navvuthunnado..daani ardhaanni reporter ki explain chesaaadu .. )

( camera...man ettakelaku shot ready ana gaane... vamshi reporter nunchi mike laagesukoni..)

Vamshi : pani leni reporter camera man interview thesukunnadata.. ..yedava gola yedava gola.. live from secunderabad.. camera man.. dedh dhimaag tho .....Vamshi... naaku kaastha tikka 108 ki call cheyakandi.. pichi inka mudharaledu!!

( ani reporter vaipu vinthaga chusaadu vamshi.. emardhamayindho emo..reporter camera man ni vadhilesi jumpu !!... )

Ravi : rey camera rolling ra... live lo em vagavo ardham avuthundaa..

Vamshi : alive ga ee news entha mandhi chusthunnaro neekardham avuthundaa..

Ravi : ante decide ayipoyava evvaru migalledani..

Vamshi : jokesaaa..

Cameraman : kaapadandi..kapadandi...

Ravi : baabu.. .padha...cameraman ... nuvvese joke ki bhayapadi paaripoyaadu ( ani vamshi ni road midaki laakkochaadu.. inthalone..road mida scene chusi raviteja totally surprised..)

Ravi : Rey vamshi !!! hyderabad ki metro vachesindi roi !!!!!!!!!!

Vamshi : oho ..so kala addam thirigi ila nijam ayinidanamaata...adi metro rail kaadu...asalu manaki metro ne ledu... daaari thappi sec'bad railway station ki cherukunna rail...ila roadtrip ki vachindi..

( as they train passed by...the driver was shouting " non -stop express...non-stop express...." )

Ravi : yera vamshi .. nonstop express endiraaa...??

Vamshi : emo ra... let me ask ... Non -stop express..... WHYYYY ?? ( ani gattiga driver ki vinipinchela arichaadu )

( driver poyi last boghi lo unna T.T ki vinapinchindi...ventane bayataku vachi.. arichadu...)

T.T : coz.. It Cant Stop !!

Vamshi : bhale bhale.. naalanti vallu inka unnara ee City lo !!

Raviteja : em chestham kali kaalam !!

( antu via..chilakala guda..mettuguda ki walk chesthu vellipoyaaru...)

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Monu...Mental..Drift !!

Cool ga nadusthu madhyalo time dorikinappudu oka water bottle free ga konukkoni ala ala vamshi and ravi lakdikapool cherukunnaru .

Vamshi : yera elaagu vaccham...assembly ni, ravindra bharathi ni oka look vesi veldaama??
Ravi : bagunnappude asalu atuvaipu look ivvaledu ipudendukura...avasarama....

Vamshi : ante eppatnuncho unayi kada..chudakunda vellakapote feel avuthayemo ani.

Ravi : rey maniddaram vaati deggariki velli elaagu kullu jokes vestham ..... aa badha kanna manam chudakamunde avi dhadel mani koolipoyi vimukthi pondhadam best

( inthalo telugu thalli fly over mida oka notice board ni chusaaru..."dhammunte flyover ekkandi" : Notice issued in the interest of population control board)

Vamsh : rey Ravi..padhara ..vaadevado manake challenge cesthunadu ..pada flyover painunchi veldham

Ravi : edchav.. vaadi logic ento neeku cheppina ardham kaadu gani .. padha ikada turn thesukoni prasads vaipu look ichi tank bund ki podhaam.

( Prasads deggariki vellaru..kaani akkada prasads multiplex ledu ... kaani spider man 5 pedda poster okkati gaali lo veeladuthu undi...)

Ravi : prasads publicity campaign adirinchi.. multiplex koolipooyina movie publicity maanukoledu .. chusava poster kinda caption rasaadu " watch it in Imax "ani...

Vamshi : rey mama... neekoka shocking news ivvana ... okkasaari road cross chesi ..tank bund vaipu chudu ... ( ani traffic ni kuda pattinchukokunda parigettukuntu vamshi atuvaipu unna foot path paiki heroic ga jumpchesaadu )

Ravi : veedenti asalu traffic leni road mida intha kashtapaduthu cross chesaadu.. ( ani cool ga road cross chesaadu....tank bund ni chusi shock..)
( ravi mind block ayipoyindi..glasses tho emanna problem emo anukoni glasses theeyagane Vamshi hanky andinchaadu..Ravi ki matter kaastha clear ayindi that what he is seeing is no imagination )

Vamshi : endira.. ee twistu.. naakassalu ardham kavatledu...aagu sariga kanipinchadam ledu ..ee raayi paiki ekki chuddam..( ani eduruga unna pedda raayi paiki iddaru ekkaru) ... rey mama tank bund lo buddhudu edi ra ....

Ravi teja : asalu tank bund loki CHARMINAR ELA VACHINDIRA ???

Vamshi : kaani scene keka undira.. chuttu water madhyalo charminaar !!..
(Ravi gaadu as usual proof lenide denini nammadu.so ventane thana I-G-N-phone { i-phone,g-phone,no-phone kalisi i-g-n phone} open chesi oka ten mins cell world lo munigipoyaadu...)

Vamshi : rey ..emandira..
Ravi : Got it.. Vamshi idi chudu google earth lo appude update kuda chesesadu hussain sagar madhyalo charminar.. sare matter entante neeku continetal drift ante ento telusa.. manam chinappudu chaduvukunnam chudu

Vamshi : over cheyaku engineering lo exam mundu chadivede sariga gurthundadu ..inka chinappati chedhu gnapakaalu enduku le ra.. ya continental drift gurinchi edo cinema lo chusa..million years ki oka saari mana continents eetha (swimming) kodathayi anta kada !!

Ravi : inchu minchu alantidhe ..kakapote ikkada continental drift badhulu "Monumental Drift" and million years badhulu just in minutes monuments drift ayipoyaayi.

Vamshi : wow .... concept adirindi..inthaki charminar ok.. where is our budha..
Ravi : vaarini enkamma.. Raayi ekku ani ekkinchavu kada.. we re right now standing on the leg of Mr.budha

( intha serious ga joke vesaadenti ani vamshi ravi vaipu chusi sarcastic ga navvadu.. kaani raayini kshunnamga chusi shock ayyadu .. ventane kindaki digessaaru )

Vamshi : so city tour veddam ani budha road midaku vacharanna maata..

Ravi : tondaraga photo theeyi .... we will start off.... inka chaala dooram vellai..

Vamshi : ya ya...lets walk...for the last time ( ani tank bund pakkane unna foot path paina.. sontham cinema lo M.S narayana manchulo pettina phosulu ichukuntu photulu diguthu.... iddaru nadava sagaaru )

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Reaching Mehdipatnam....

Ravi: rey choosava Shamshabad flyover...nenu airport nunchi vasthunappudu observe chesaanu ra...entha sophisticated engineering tho, entha advanced technology tho kattaru ra deenni!!...assalu US lo.... (Ani chaala kashtapadi explain chesthunnadu Ravi)

Vamshi: Maha prabho!!!.. time chusukoni mari pogidaava

Ravi: Adentra ala padipoyindi???!!!

Vamshi: Paapam.. fly over kattadaaniki oka 2..3.. 4.. 5 yrs naa naa thantaalu paddaru ....chala simple ga kuppa koolindi (Ani oka naalugu adugulu vesaka)

Vamshi: nanna Ravi koncham side icchuko ( koncham thappuko amma)

Ravi: Whats happening!!

Vamshi: kaastha thappuko ra babu

Ravi: Vaarini aeroplane crash landing..ani cheppacchu ga....Chooddam ra ra evarikaina debbalu thagilaayemo

Vamshi: idi 2012 baabu...technology developmentu accidents ekku avuthunnayani security/safety measures tight chesaaru, choosthava
(Ani balloons nundi poosukunna make up kooda cheragakunda bayataki vasthunna janaalani choopinchadu)

Ravi: Oh...kottha style of flight landing, kottha technology, kottha way of mass devastation....Adbutham....Rey

ekkadiki parugetuthunnav

Vamshi: undara....nuvvu nee technology gola....atu choodu airhostess entha baavundo,
(Ani leni juttuni branded comb tho combuthu...aa airhostess daggariki velli)

Vamshi: Exxxxxcuseme miss!! any helpp!!

Airhostess: Please fasten your seat belts....Thank you

Vamshi: Rey ravi... Missuuu... adipoyindira.... perfect crash landing ayina kuda slang marchaledu chusaava (ani airhostess vaipu thirigi ) actually I english speak well .. u speak WELL well .... why bot not gel gel ..so go lets cuppu Coffeeday... Baristha... Alpha chai..do samosa mirchi daalke (Ani thanaki vacchina english padaalanni vaaduthunna Vamshi ni choosi)
Ravi : Ekkuva matlaadaku nuvvu english lo Phd ani thelisipoddhi tanaki

Airhostess: Please fasten your seat belts....Thank you

vamshi : no no not belt.. chai .. chai....tea..tea

( appude bayatiki vachina oka passenger vamshi ni chusi...) Passenger : baabu naaku oka cup tea ivvu ..entha Rs.25 kada... ee madhya rates baaga taggipoyayi

Ravi pagalabadi navuthuu : rey vamshi bagundi ra ..naaku full time entertainment.. vaadiki tea kavalanta cheppu emchepthavo

vamshi to passenger : straight ga velli left thiragandi..oka vela meeru akkadiki velle lopu brathiki unte ..right corner lo undi tea bandi..poyi akkada taagandi.... ( ani ventane excitment tho airhostes vaipu thirigi chudagane )

Air hostess : please fasten ur seat belts..Thank you.

Vamshi : U break up.. fine I dump you.. ravi chalo veldam..

Ravi : asalu thanem matladindho... neekem ardham ayindho.... appude moham madchava..

Vamshi : B.Tech degree undhi baabu .. aa matram english ardham kaaledanukunnava... posh belt vesukoledanta ..lite thesko ani cheppindi

Ravi : edchinattundi..asalu adhi ammaye kaadu robot.. ..flight ekke prathi pokiri yedava air hosterss ki site koduthunnadu ani one yr nunchi flights lo human robots ni pettaru..neeku telida

Vamshi : chi chi robot a!! ante akhariki robot ni kuda pataayinchalekapoyinaa.. rey ee vishayam bayata evvariki cheppaku.... evaru nammaru
Ravi : cheppina nammaru..

Vamshi : Auto!!!!... itu raa.. mm mm cheppu ECIL vasthaava..

Auto driver : meter mida double isthe vastha

Vamshi: rey Ravi nee daggara auto ki dabbulu entha unnayi?

Ravi: BET nene gelichanoch!!....evaru bus ekki veldam ani antaaro vaadu bet odipoyinattu anukunnam kada!!!

Vamshi: Avunu

Ravi: Ayithe I won....I won...I won
(Ani thanaki raani dance steps anni road meeda vesthunna Ravi ni)

Vamshi: aveshapadaku !! lagesukuntu vachi bet ani sign pettadam kaadu...chudu andulo ** conditions apply undi ..
Bus lo veldam ani ante bet odipoyinattu auto lo kaadu

Ravi : rey okka panaina sariga chesava...
Vamshi auto driver tho : Ayina endhi anna nuvvu mari too much kakapote already prapancham oopiri aagipothandi.. sarvam sankanaaki pothaandi.. ee time lo kuda meter mida double ante etla cheppu

Auto: Arree....jara roadlu chooshi ivvu thambi.... yeda chooshina nadhulu, a flyover eppudu koolipoddo thelidu...asalu manam ECIL ki reach avuthaamo ledu thelidu.....situaion chusi matladu thambi

(Eee maatalu vinna vamshiki, akkada chetlu evi lekapoyina gnyanodayam kaligindi)

Ravi : vaarni.. idemmana rainy season aa bandha aa....routine dialogue kodathadenti veedu
Vamshi : Ravi... ee auto driver commitment nachindi.... padha manam kuda naduchukuntune veldham....addosthe CM ni kuda ediriddam

(Ani aa autodriver ni pampinchesaaru)

Vamshi: hmm...ippudu a bus route lo veldam ra....begumpet or tankbund?

Ravi: begumpet elaago close chesesaaru....inka choodataaniki manam velle daarilo emi levu....So chalo tankbund

Vamshi: nee enkamma....ippudu neeku sight seeing kaavaalsocchinda ra....
(next minute lo...)

Vamshi: cha ra e time lo charminar miss avutunnamu....mana hyderabad ke brand symbol 4minars...last look ivvalekapothunnam .. ayina light le....tank bund route kaasta beter.. padha

Ani ravi and vamshi mehdipatnam nunchi.. by walk ...lakdi ka pool midaga.. tank bund kai payanam ayyaru